Day 2 of the A to Z Challenge, otherwise known as the letter
B.
The first thing that popped into my head when I pondered
what to write that would reflect today's B-theme was "bollocks".
I love this word. It shows up often in some of my favorite romance
novels, especially regency-era. Though it means testicles, in novels it's essentially used
as a curse word—uttered mainly by male characters—regarding something believed
false or incorrect, or to express annoyance. And although the heroine of my
novel is English and her story begins in Britain, she quickly lands in
turn-of-the-20th-century America, so I've not yet found an appropriate
use for the word bollocks in my work.
Until today.
In honor of the letter B, and the word bollocks, I decided
to begin a new novel—as yet untitled—and for fun, sprinkle in as many B-words
as possible.
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Untitled WIP
The barrister heaved his bulk forward to push a sheaf of
paper across the desk. His bloated hand trembled slightly as he extended a fountain
pen, and the whites of his beady eyes seemed to bulge in his fleshy face more than
Bradshaw remembered, like button mushrooms with perfectly round blemishes of
black mold in their centers.
"If you'll sign by the X," Beasley murmured.
"His Grace will grant you a month's reprieve to find alternate accommodations."
"Bollocks!" Bertram exploded. "Boynton is—"
He broke off, scowled at Bradshaw's upraised hand, but obeyed. Jaw
muscles flexing, Bertram glowered at Beasley.
The beetle-browed barrister's wattles wobbled as he
swallowed, and his pasty skin faded another shade when he brought his gaze back to Bradshaw, but he did not retract the
fountain pen. But then he wouldn't, not with His Grace in the next room
listening, expectant.
The Duke of Bellingham expected a lot, and usually his
wishes were granted. It was hard to find someone in Britain who had failed to
fulfill the duke's wants, or comply with his demands, at least someone alive. With
a lazy smile, Bradshaw lowered his hand to flatten the palm on the polished desk top and lean
forward.
Beasley's eyes widened and he tried to tilt away, but the high back of his burgundy leather-bound chair prevented his retreat. A flush of thin
red lines bled into his flabby cheeks in the approximate vicinity of his
cheekbones. Sweat beaded on his shiny brow. Brandy fumes wafted on his breath.
"I say now, Bradshaw," he blustered. "There's
no need to—"
Bradshaw paused with his lips a hair's breadth from the barrister's
bulbous earlobe, whispered so only Beasley could hear. The bibulous man
squirmed in his seat. His breath rasped, and Bradshaw imagined he could hear the
frantic thump of the barrister's heart beating the underside of his
barrel-shaped chest. When Bradshaw straightened Beasley slumped in his chair, his
bald head bowed, breathing hard, his elbows buttressed on the arms of his chair and
his button eyes closed.
Bradshaw lifted the pen from the beleaguered barrister's
bloodless fingers, laid it silently atop the stack of paperwork. Behind him, Bertram
sighed, whether in relief or disapproval, Bradshaw wasn't sure.
His baby brother was as fearless as a Bantam rooster. He was
also a libertine. He could as easily be bereft over a denied opportunity to
bandy a few blows, as he could be gratified he did not have to return to his
favorite brothel with a broken hand when he needed both intact, one for a
bottle of bourbon and the other for buxom buttocks. Bradshaw stepped back from
the desk.
No sound came from the next room. The heavy ornate door with
brass fixtures behind and to the left of Beasley's desk remained still, silent.
But Bellingham was there. Bradshaw could feel him, smell him.
And soon, he would bankrupt him.
Copyright 2013 Deborah Small
Justice is a concept. Muscle is the reality. ~Linda Blanford
3 comments:
Love it! Can't wait to see what you do with the letter 'C'!
Hello. Jolly blasted, blinkin' good. Best regards to you. Ruby.
Thank you, Ruby. It was a pleasure to write and a greater pleasure to know others enjoy it. :)
Take care!
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